Corners of My Heart

Warren's x-wife Simone (in a fit of jealousy and loneliness) asked Tessa's father Waylon to move back in. Teenage son Cooper has spent the bulk of the last few days in the corner with his arms folded, pouting.

Aaarggh

Lin and Warren are now the proud parents of Stilhetta Zhao. Stilhetta is a pirate at heart and hopes to one day sail the high seas.

Simollywood

Madeline created an avant garde filmatic masterpiece (about kittens) and sold it for $75,000. With the new funds in tow she married her long time fiance and father of her children - Gilbert Jacquet.

(Little does she know...Gilbert spent the afternoon of the wedding woohooing with her little sister Tessa, in the mall dressing room.)

Life and Death

Kenya died from starvation...but her loving husband beat the Grim Reaper in a game of rock, paper, scissors and brought her back to life.

She gave birth to a healthy baby girl a few moments later.

Blogs on a Scandal

Fat Lin dropped out of college and moved in with her elderly but frisky fiance - Warren. They woohoo'd so much that first night that now she has a little one on the way and is even fatter.

Meanwhile, Warren got promoted to bank robber and in celebration made out with his co-hort on the front lawn while fat prego slept.

Living in Meatspace

There is so much going on right now, i needed a blog to keep you all in touch with my world.