Roses are dead

Judge Payton finally gave into some of his cheating desires and made out with the gardener. (Her sexy straw hat and braids were just too much to resist.) For the kids sake Ruby is trying to work it out. But in the meanwhile, Payton is sleeping on the couch. (Luckily it is a very comfy and expensive couch paid for mostly by Ruby's inheritance.)

Frosty the Sim-Man

While gardening in the dead of winter, Waylon stayed out too long and froze solid. Cooper saw an opportune moment and moved into the master bedroom. With a complete repaint and new furnishings he had finally begun to forget about the frozen old man in the back yard when, much to Cooper's chagrin, Waylon defrosted.

The Golden Years

Things have calmed down a little bit in pleasantview. Wade Jeremy is now a big time major league coach. His wife Mili recently retired from congress and has taken up gardening with a passion. Her home-made applejuice is all the rage with the grandchildren.

With the house void of children, Wade has taken to breeding dogs. He's got his hands full with a beagle, st. bernard, and two beanard/bergle puppies bounding about.

Sim Reaper

There is so much to report, where do i start...

Simone married Waylon and became Simone Hampton Philipene Creelman. Adopted son Cooper was not happy about this and began sneaking out with his new girlfriend Celeste in rebellion.

However, not 2 full days after the wedding Simone went for an evening dip in the backyard hot tob. The hot tub unfortunately had seen better days. The control pannel blew up and caught the hot tub - and Simone - on fire. She burned to death while her poor elderly husband watched and tried fruitlessly to extinguish her.

Cooper was so upset that he ran away from home twice, only to be returned later by the local police responding to Waylon's panicked call.

The unconventional family is now on the healing path. Waylon is losing himself in his gardening and waiting for the day that he can lay down and join his beloved new bride. Cooper is strengthening relationships with his adopted sisters, spending lots of time with Celeste and joined the army as a way to make a difference in the world.

Fatty

Lindsay Christy (former Sim State Cheerleader) put on a few pounds after the birth of Zoe. But nothing a little work on the home gym, and a little less cheesecake won't fix.

New Life

Ben and Lindsay are pleased to announce the birth of their daughter Zoe Christy. She was born at 10:30pm and weighed 7 lbs 9 oz.

Those Darn Co-Eds

Jarom got a sexy new haircut and the sorority girls can't get enough of him!

Matrimellow

Ben finally settled down and married his college sweetheart Lindsay. They had a beautiful back yard wedding in the snow. Afterwards they burned some old furniture and roasted marshmellows.

Corners of My Heart

Warren's x-wife Simone (in a fit of jealousy and loneliness) asked Tessa's father Waylon to move back in. Teenage son Cooper has spent the bulk of the last few days in the corner with his arms folded, pouting.

Aaarggh

Lin and Warren are now the proud parents of Stilhetta Zhao. Stilhetta is a pirate at heart and hopes to one day sail the high seas.

Simollywood

Madeline created an avant garde filmatic masterpiece (about kittens) and sold it for $75,000. With the new funds in tow she married her long time fiance and father of her children - Gilbert Jacquet.

(Little does she know...Gilbert spent the afternoon of the wedding woohooing with her little sister Tessa, in the mall dressing room.)

Life and Death

Kenya died from starvation...but her loving husband beat the Grim Reaper in a game of rock, paper, scissors and brought her back to life.

She gave birth to a healthy baby girl a few moments later.

Blogs on a Scandal

Fat Lin dropped out of college and moved in with her elderly but frisky fiance - Warren. They woohoo'd so much that first night that now she has a little one on the way and is even fatter.

Meanwhile, Warren got promoted to bank robber and in celebration made out with his co-hort on the front lawn while fat prego slept.

Living in Meatspace

There is so much going on right now, i needed a blog to keep you all in touch with my world.